In Los Angeles, a former LAPD officer by the name of Christoper Jordan Dorner who got fired after coming back from the giant Middle Eastern catbox with a bad case of the PTSD’s has been on the run in his silver Nissan Titan after killing a couple of cops who he blamed for getting him fired rather than getting him put on disability. Early yesterday morning the LAPD finally caught up with him and managed to stop him by filling the rear of his pickup truck with holes:
Uhm, except it was a blue Toyota Tacoma. As you can see by zooming in on the photo above (clicky and zoomy). Being driven by an elderly paper delivery lady and her daughter. The dumbasses apparently confused the Los Angeles Times with being a deadly weapon, shooting first, stopping to identify the color and make and model of pickup truck they were shooting at only afterwards.
Congra-duh-lations, Los Angeles Police Department. Once again you show us the level of professionalism and care for civilians that exemplifies your daily duty.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin