About

I am a black and white and yellow multicolored penguin whose iceberg is currently docked in the Silly Cone Valley, just down the road from Shallow Alto and Berzerkley. I am also founder and leader of the Church of Tuxology, mainstream branch (not those heretical schismatic Rawists, boo hiss!). Our church services are held approximately 40 times per year at the HP Pavillion in San Jose to the music of ice skates swooshing across ice and hockey sticks whacking a puck (and occasionally hockey players smashing into boards). Partaking of the Sacrament of the Herring is optional but the Great Penguin will be annoyed if you don’t. Or he would be annoyed, if he wasn’t so fat and lazy and apathetic about anything going on down on Earth, anyhow.