I am a black and white and yellow multicolored penguin whose iceberg is currently docked in the Silly Cone Valley, just down the road from Shallow Alto and Berzerkley. I am also founder and leader of the Church of Tuxology, mainstream branch (not those heretical schismatic Rawists, boo hiss!). Our church services are held approximately 40 times per year at the HP Pavillion in San Jose to the music of ice skates swooshing across ice and hockey sticks whacking a puck (and occasionally hockey players smashing into boards). Partaking of the Sacrament of the Herring is optional but the Great Penguin will be annoyed if you don’t. Or he would be annoyed, if he wasn’t so fat and lazy and apathetic about anything going on down on Earth, anyhow.
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I can, however reluctantly, muster up some modicum of grudging respect for a religion that recognizes that its god is fat and lazy and apathetic.
Considerably closer to reality than any other religion I know of.
JzB
Badtux, I am one of the last people on Earth that does not have a Twitter or Facebook account. The former is because of my lack of ability to text at the moment, and the latter is because of various concerns I have for privacy and the fact that I have little time to mess around on Facebook as well. Because of this, do you have an active e-mail address that you would not mind sharing?