Two men from India shot, one killed as 51 year old white Christian male perpetrates a terrorist attack in Kansas while yelling “go back to your country!” at the Indians inside. Except that Adam Purinton is white, so it’s just an ordinary bar shooting, not a terrorist attack. If it had been the other way around, of course, then it would have been a terrorist attack. Yay.
Prankster tricks CPAC attendees into waving Russian flags during the Orange Racist Russian Stooge’s speech. The flags had been printed with a big gold “TRUMP” on them, and the prankster convinced the attendees that the red, white, and blue colors were in honor of the colors of the American flag. They happily waved these Russian flags at Trump until CPAC convention organizers, appalled, realized what was going on and swiftly confiscated the flags. So: Are CPAC organizers dumb? Or just Russian sympathizers? ROFL.
ICE appears to be trying to kill a deportable alien with a brain tumor. They removed her from a hospital and took her back to a cell, despite the fact that she’s still bleeding from the nose and suffering tremendous headaches from the pressure of the tumor. They also threatened to arrest her lawyer when he arrived to check on her condition, refusing to allow him to see her. ICE regularly kills aliens in its detention centers by denying them necessary medical treatment as a money-saving move. Because that’s how us Americans work, if we ain’t vicious and malicious, why, we ain’t real Americans, right?
Donald Trump embeds yet another Nazi into his administration. This one is named Sebastian Gorka, and he is the co-founder of a Hungarian fascist party. Nazis. Fucking Nazis. In the fucking White House. Goddamn Nazis. SHeesh.
The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre tells CPAC that the left’s protesters are paid $1,500 a week. That’s $6K per month. Man, why didn’t I hear about this? Is there a placement test? Screening interview? Lung capacity minimum? Man, why do I always miss out on these great gigs?!
In December, Sean Spicer said barring media access is what a dictatorship does. Today, he barred media access to CNN, the New York Times, and other media outlets that Trump criticized at CPAC.
Oh yeah, CPAC. We will stop the drugs from pouring into our nation and poisoning our youth, His Fraudulency Donald the Trump promised. Excuse me while I laugh hilariously.
There was more that happened today in Trump’s America, but I’m too depressed at the general trend to go further. Squabble amongst yourselves, I’m going to bed.
– Badtux the Trumped Penguin