Two men from India shot, one killed as 51 year old white Christian male perpetrates a terrorist attack in Kansas while yelling “go back to your country!” at the Indians inside. Except that Adam Purinton is white, so it’s just an ordinary bar shooting, not a terrorist attack. If it had been the other way around, of course, then it would have been a terrorist attack. Yay.
Prankster tricks CPAC attendees into waving Russian flags during the Orange Racist Russian Stooge’s speech. The flags had been printed with a big gold “TRUMP” on them, and the prankster convinced the attendees that the red, white, and blue colors were in honor of the colors of the American flag. They happily waved these Russian flags at Trump until CPAC convention organizers, appalled, realized what was going on and swiftly confiscated the flags. So: Are CPAC organizers dumb? Or just Russian sympathizers? ROFL.
ICE appears to be trying to kill a deportable alien with a brain tumor. They removed her from a hospital and took her back to a cell, despite the fact that she’s still bleeding from the nose and suffering tremendous headaches from the pressure of the tumor. They also threatened to arrest her lawyer when he arrived to check on her condition, refusing to allow him to see her. ICE regularly kills aliens in its detention centers by denying them necessary medical treatment as a money-saving move. Because that’s how us Americans work, if we ain’t vicious and malicious, why, we ain’t real Americans, right?
Donald Trump embeds yet another Nazi into his administration. This one is named Sebastian Gorka, and he is the co-founder of a Hungarian fascist party. Nazis. Fucking Nazis. In the fucking White House. Goddamn Nazis. SHeesh.
The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre tells CPAC that the left’s protesters are paid $1,500 a week. That’s $6K per month. Man, why didn’t I hear about this? Is there a placement test? Screening interview? Lung capacity minimum? Man, why do I always miss out on these great gigs?!
In December, Sean Spicer said barring media access is what a dictatorship does. Today, he barred media access to CNN, the New York Times, and other media outlets that Trump criticized at CPAC.
Oh yeah, CPAC. We will stop the drugs from pouring into our nation and poisoning our youth, His Fraudulency Donald the Trump promised. Excuse me while I laugh hilariously.
There was more that happened today in Trump’s America, but I’m too depressed at the general trend to go further. Squabble amongst yourselves, I’m going to bed.
– Badtux the Trumped Penguin
The only way to stop the flow of drugs is to stop the demand. Good luck with that.
Spicer Spice may wonder what those other news organizations will do with all the time freed up from reporting on his White House briefings. I’m sure he’ll figure it out…the hard way.
I didn’t get the memo about that sweet job of protesting – was it posted on an obscure site, or is it by personal invite only?
I’m not sure how much whiter Trump can make the White House without putting on a hood.
ICE isn’t doing anything that “real ‘muricans” didn’t vote for. This is exactly what they wanted, and the administration is delivering. With the airport ‘papers please’ action and this, I’m sure our global image is just soaring. Kinda like the turkeys from that WKRP episode.
Ratfucking in the most public way. Too bad the pranksters didn’t let it simmer over the weekend before coming forward. Oh well, I’m sure there will be other opportunities for more.
You can’t be a terrorist if you’re white in Amerikkka. No matter if you do to worshippers in a church, or to engineers in a bar – if the victims are darker than sour cream, then it’s only done by a ‘lone wolf’ or ‘troubled soul’.
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My question about that sweet job of protesting: How are the health benefits? Does it offer dental insurance?
“I’m not sure how much whiter Trump can make the White House without putting on a hood.” ROFL!
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When Amerikkka really starts burning down, I bet I’ll be able to see the glow from where I live.
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And I’m sure you’ve seen what Arizona just did…
“The Arizona Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would allow the government to seize the property of people who help plan a demonstration that turns violent.
If the bill becomes law, prosecutors could charge people and seize assets for conspiracy to riot even if the so-called conspirators didn’t participate in any violence.”
And even if the “violence” was perpetrated by, oh, let’s say an undercover cop or a teabagger.
The sick right-wing motherfuckers have been let off their leashes. I can’t imagine what four years of these assholes will mean to what used to be a somewhat decent country.
Hey Bukko, ya got a spare bedroom down under?
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“Hey Bukko, ya got a spare bedroom down under?”
Yeah, but I was hoping to use it for some hypothetical MILFy Greek or Italian acquaintance of one of my co-workers who’d be wanting to flee the economic decline in their home countries. Or now, a Hispanic woman facing being turfed outta Sovokamerika under the deportation pogrom. (“Deportatogrom”? “Deportogram”?) No more Amerikan women, though! Been there, done that twice. Too stroppy.
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The Arizona Senate passed that bill, but it won’t pass 1st Amendment muster. Just another in a long roster of laws that the State of Arizona passes in order to waste money on lawyers to defend them (and lose) in court.
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It’s only unconstitutional until the rethugs get 5 vote on SCOTUS. Alito and Thomas are guaranteed to destroy what little is left of the constitution, Roberts is a question mark. Does Gorsuch make 4?
Trumpenfuhrer could easily have one, maybe two more appointments coming his way.
Never say never.
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We can’t stop drugs from pouring into high security prisons. Trump’s wall ain’t going to do shit!
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Jim Wright of Stonekettle Station has a good explanation if why the drugs will never stop pouring. Warning — Fakebook link! H/T to Tux for flagging that in his Twitfeed
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Minor typo: “Indias hot” -> India shot
took me a minute to figure out what you meant, since India IS hot.
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