Looking at a photo of the Duck Dynasty guys, I was trying to think of the last time I saw so many heavily armed bearded men wearing camouflage, and then it hit me: the Taliban.
So behold the Duckiban!
In other news, I came up with the greatest movie idea, like, evah. So, Sharknado. Remember that hilariously bad but inexplicably popular movie? Well. Duck Dynasty is also a hilariously bad but inexplicably popular TV show. What if we put the two together and have…
DUCKNADO!
Yes! the cast of the TV show “Duck Dynasty” saves the people of Inbred, Louisiana, from a duck-filled tornado that threatens to destroy the town and force its people to live someplace where cousins don’t marry cousins. Watch as they use their custom duck calls to redirect the Ducknado away from their beloved home town! Thrill to the sound of their shotguns barking pellets at the Ducknado, and the sound of dead ducks hitting the ground! Shudder at the horror of the Ducknado’s full assault upon the Robinson clan as they attempt to keep their beards and clothes on while laying about themselves using their shotguns as baseball bats to whack ducks dead! The females of the Robinson clan will be standing by with sweet tea, of course…
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
A dozen Muscovy drakes would clean their clocks. Thirty to forty pounds of attitude with bone-breaking wing strikes and talons on their feet that will shred a pit bull. They multiply like termites and eat everything that grows.
With no fear of humans, and being roosting ducks, the Duckiban will disappear in the swamp and only the beards will be left. [Muscovies eat everything.]
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Get those Drakes wet first and they will go thru solid cement to get at their prey.
w3ski
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But that would make the movie too short, Bryan. We need suspense, action, and the good guys win at the end. Else it won’t pitch.
Of course, Sharknado pitched, so… (shrug). 🙂
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Bryan, we could only wish…
BT, why don’t you try that crowdsourcing thing and make the movie? I already know who’d do the soundtrack…
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Well, it might be difficult getting the Duck Dynasty guys to go along with it, I suspect they’d have the sneaking suspicion I was laughing at them, even as they were the heroes who saved the town :).
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