… you would have asked, “Which Democrat?”
Because surely no Republican, the party of moral values, would have appeared in not one, not two, but at least three soft porn movies, albeit fully clothed to introduce the, erm, “talent”.
I am of course talking about Donald Trump. Once Buzzfeed found the 2000 porn video, CNN found at least two more. Given that CNN’s porn collection is not, uh, comprehensive, there may have been even more.
Of course, there’s nothing illegal about Trump appearing in porn movies to introduce the talent. I don’t even find anything particularly squicky about it. Hey, sex is fun, folks! I just find it amusingly hilarious given that it’s the Republican candidate, not the Democratic candidate. And LOL’s were handed out all around!
– Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin
There are few things I’d wish to thank the Yam in Human Form for but keeping his clothes on for his porn appearances is one of them. As it is, the photo of the statue has me reaching for the brain bleach.
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In 2008, the Repubelickins were wankwishing the porn would be a MILFlick starring Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods.
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They should ask the Vatican to go through their extensive records. Probably turn up a few more.
trump is an imperfect Republican, in that while he appears in pr0n videos, he didn’t simultaneously denounce all pr0n movies and performers.
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Nan, we’ve tried, but brother Grigori and I can’t brain-bleach that image out of our minds. And by brain-bleach, we mean vodka.
Around 2009 or so, some strip club had a slew of Palin clones in for a special show to raise money and “show support for Sarah Palin.” Yep, that’s the GOP for you; show support for a woman by getting a bunch of strippers to look like her and strip for men.
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I have heard and read hearsay evidence of Republican investment in the porn industries for years but Trump is the first who has been in one.
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Hey, the infrastructure of the whole Internet was funded by porno. No complaints from me. I object to the word “star”.
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