Chris Christie is in. That makes it twenty-eight declared Republican candidates as of today. And while the record for stuffing clowns into a Mini Cooper is twenty-eight, none of them were Chris Christie.
Yeah, a bigger clown car. Maybe a Chrysler Town & Country minivan, heh.
Let me be blunt: Chris Christie is a bully and a liar. He belongs in an episode of The Sopranos as one of the bad guys, not in the White House. Between that and the fact that the teabaggers hate him for sucking up to President Obama in order to get disaster recovery money for New Jersey, he has all the chance of a cockroach in a teakettle. Still, with all the other clowns running, anything could happen…
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
I’d like to see a live debate, televised on every channel, no moderator necessary, all twenty-eight. And each candidate controls his or her own bank of amplifiers, in order to get their messages across. We can suggest in the beginning that they’ll take turns. But they can decide amongst themselves, on air, the pecking order.
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Cage Fight to the death. Living Winner gets to run for pres.
w3ski
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Well, I clicked the link, and tried to read about the candidates. Looks like a psych ward to me.
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Pretty much. A collection of losers and crooks and has-beens and wanna-bes.
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Better yet, lock them in a room without food, water or a toilet and see who emerges.
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They live on bullshit and evil acts. They might thrive!
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So they trade in the GOP Klown Kar for a short bus…
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Best comment thus far :).
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Debate with open carry, in a “Stand Your Ground” state!
Srsly, will this be the year when one of the Klown Kar participants shows up at public events with a handgun conspicuously displayed? Because I can see that as a publicity-grabbing move (since that’s what all this “running for President” bullshit is, putting their names out in the hopes of grifting from it somehow) by one of the mooks with low poll numbers. And from then on, waving weapons while “running” will become mandatory for the Reich. Right down to the dog-catcher level.
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Don’t give them ideas. They’re dumb enough they’ll manage to shoot some kid accidentally, if they don’t manage to shoot their own balls off.
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[…] You can see a catalog of clowns here. (H/T to Bad Tux.) […]
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