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This one just completely bumfuddles me:

Many girls were not molested by Roy Moore, so that makes Roy Moore innocent.

That is… wow.

Many people were not murdered by Charles Manson, so we shouldn’t have put Charles Manson in prison.

Many people were not eaten by Jeffery Dahmer, so we shouldn’t have put him in prison for life.

Many girls were not raped by the Swimmer Who Rapes, so we shouldn’t have put him in jail for three months and forced him to register as a sexual offender for the rest of his life.

Many people were not blown to smithereens by Timothy McVeigh, so we shouldn’t have sent him to the execution chamber.

Many people were not killed by the collapse of the WTC, so we shouldn’t have capped Osama bin Laden’s ass and dropped it out of an airplane in mid-ocean with weights on it.

And many underage girls were not sexually molested by Roy Moore, so we should elect his pedophile ass.

What the serious fuck is wrong with these people? Really?!

– Badtux the Head-shaking Penguin

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Yeppers, Brock Turner, the rapist who swims, who got a slap-on-the-wrist sentence of 3 months in county jail for raping a girl and has already served that sentence and been released, is now appealing his sentence. It appears that he doesn’t want to have to mark the “Are you a felon?” box on employment applications every time he wants to get a job and register as a sex offender with the local Sheriff every time he moves.

Y’know, he shoulda thought about that before he got all rape-y. I mean, I made mistakes when I was young. There were things I did that I shouldn’t have done, things I should have done that I didn’t do. But rape? Uhm, no. See, I already knew, even back then, that there was a simple way to avoid ruining my life with a rape conviction: Don’t rape.

Don’t rape.

I mean, this isn’t brain surgery. If you don’t want to ruin your life with a felony rape conviction, don’t rape people!

Sheesh, what a giant fucking douchebag.

— Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

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The latest? Judge Roy Moore. Yeah, that Judge Roy Moore, the one with the 10 Commandments statue, the one who ordered county clerks to disobey the U.S. Supreme Court? Dude obsessed with gay sex, even more than most gay people I know?

Yeah, that Roy Moore, who apparently abused his position as an assistant district attorney to get close to a 14 year old girl and, eventually, boff her.

Not the only underage girl he had inappropriate contact (snrk) with either. So, how are Republicans reacting to finding out that their guy is a pervert?

Alabama State Auditor Jim Zeigler, a Moore backer: “Even if you accept the Washington Post’s report as being completely true, it’s much ado about very little. ”

So, uhm, how many parents of 14 year old girls are okay with a 32 year old adult man hitting on her? Hello? Helloooo?!

So how’s this playing out with the base? I asked my local Trumpanzee, who is the father of a little girl, and he was, like, “where were the parents?” And I replied “Her mother was in a courtroom. Moore was a district attorney and offered to watch the girl while her mother was in court.”

At which point he blew a fuse, sputtering “That’s abuse of power! That’s just wrong! He ought to be flayed alive in the public square! And kept alive and revived and flayed some more for years and years and years!” Uhm, yeah. Judge Roy’s base doesn’t seem to agree that a grown man is supposed to be hitting on 14 year old girls…

But never fear, Judge Moore will appear on live television, in tears, saying how he’d been a bad awful man when he was young but then he’d accepted Jesus Christ as his Personal Lord and Savior and had his sins Washed away in the Blood of the Lamb glory Hallelujah and was saved, saved I say, by the Blood of the Lamb. And the illiterate hicks and inbred cousin-fuckers of Alabama will elect him as their next senator, glory Hallelujah, AMEN.

So it goes.

– Badtux the Cynical Penguin

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Sexual harassment.

There’s a lot of women tweeting “#MeToo” to signify that they’ve been victims of sexual harassment. Much fewer men, and for most of them, it was when they were young and not full grown. Women report sexual harassment at all ages.

There are men who are regularly harassed but these are men who are gay or trans for the most part and don’t “look” right to those who have a certain image of masculinity. I’m not sure whether to call this sexual harassment or not. The main difference as compared with the sexual harassment that women endure is that the goal of the harasser is not to have sex with the person being harassed, but, rather, the goal of the harasser may be to submerge or deny his own desires to have sex with the person being harassed. That is, the harasser is trying to *avoid* sex with the person being harassed despite an obvious attraction (because I mean, who obsesses about gay sex except gay people? Closets, folks).

But the one commonality here is men. Too many men are dicks. Pure and simple. Just sayin’.

– Badtux the Harassment Penguin

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Google engineer fired for denigrating 20% of Google’s workforce to their face now trying to paint himself as a “hero of free speech”.

Dear James Damore:

Frankly, Google doesn’t care about your opinions. You’re free to have any opinions you want. You’re even free to spew them on a blog of your choosing, as long as you don’t present any association between yourself and Google. Google doesn’t care. Google doesn’t have to.

But when you bring your assholery onto the Google campus and insult 20% of your co-workers? Then your co-workers aren’t the problem. You are the problem.

See, here’s the thing. The Silicon Valley operates on a system of consensus. We need people who are capable of working together with other people in order to arrive at a consensus as to how to solve problems. You deliberately insulted and pissed off 20% of your co-workers. It doesn’t matter what you said to do that, Google doesn’t care, Google doesn’t have to. What matters is that you proved you’re a fucking asshole, and you’re not brilliant enough to be a coddled fucking asshole. You’re not “Googly”. You’re not a cultural fit. So Google fired your precious white male snowflake ass, and bid you good riddance.

So now you’re talking about suing Google for “discrimination”? Child. “Asshole” isn’t a protected class under California or US law, and California is an “at-will” state, meaning that barring some union contract of some kind (and you’re not a union member, you sneer at unions) Google can fire your ass for basically any reason other than membership in a protected class. Firing you for being a fucking asshole is well within their rights under both California law and U.S. labor law.

So good luck finding a lawyer willing to sue Google on your behalf. Here’s a hint, James: If the lawyer you talk to wants money up front rather than being willing to work on contingency, he’s scamming you. He thinks you have no case, and is just going to go through the motions doing the minimal amount of work not to be hauled before the ethics committee. I’m sure you can find some such shyster, and probably raise enough money from other asshole precious white male snowflakes to hire him. But you’ll still stay fired. You’ll just be a fired dude who is blackballed as an asshole by most Silicon Valley companies because you’ve made yourself infamous amongst them.

But hey, maybe Uber has an opening….

– Badtux the “Fucking Assholes” Penguin
* I do not speak for Google.
** Fuck, I don’t even *work* for Google.

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“Toxic masculinity” is one of those buzzwords that feminists bander about and many men ignore. They shouldn’t. I’ve seen that death cult of machismo ruin a lot of lives. It doesn’t make you less of a man to listen to a woman. It doesn’t make you less of a man to have a woman earning more money than you are. It doesn’t make you less of a man to discuss household decisions rather than dictate household decisions. It doesn’t mean you’re “weak” to listen to your spouse’s objections and say “huh, y’know, you’re right.” Yet every day, in homes across the nation, there are angry men who think listening is weak, not earning as much as a woman is emasculating, discussing decisions rather than dictating is something that girly-men do. And they hit. And they beat. And they rape. And they kill.

And they kill.

Half of all female murder victims are killed by their spouse or boyfriend.

I knew it was a big number, but didn’t really expect it to be *this* big. One problem is how deeply the cult of toxic masculinity is embedded in our culture. A real man is supposed to be a certain way. In charge. On top. A real he-man. And when he isn’t, when he feels disrespected or “emasculated”, he lashes out with violence.

The sad thing is that there are large numbers of women attracted to this kind of man. They want a “real” man. A dominating man. Someone who is part of the death cult of toxic masculinity. That death cult would die out quickly if women ostracized them. But women don’t.

Half. Half of all the women murdered, murdered because of this death cult. Yet women still marry into it, still date men who are part of it. That is just how deeply this death cult is embedded into our culture — it has convinced even its primary victims that it is the only “right” way to be.

To quote our President: “Sad.”

– Badtux the Death Cult Penguin

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Outrage in Saudi Arabia as a video shows a woman dressed in normal Western clothing walking in a Saudi heritage site.

Because she’s wearing a short skirt and heels and no head covering, and there’s no obvious male relative with her as is required of women in Saudi Arabia who are outside their home.

I swear, these medieval asswipes are a pestilence. Someone needs to go in there and clean house and bring them into the modern era. Not the United States, though. We’ve already proven that we’re dumbasses who just break things, we don’t fix things. And this medieval dunghole needs a fucking lot of fixing.

– Badtux the “These are our ALLIES?!” Penguin

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