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Sounds like good company anyhow. Rebellious women? Sounds fun. Lewd women? Okay, I can deal. Atheists? Well, never knew an atheist who beheaded someone in the name of their god or declared crusade/jihad. Homosexuals? Well, at least Hell will be well decorated and well landscaped. So yeah, I’d be packing my bags. Except for the Mormons. Gotta think about that one.

— Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

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— Badtux the Festive Penguin

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…. a cat, to save this world from sin.

– Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

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Ho ho ho

Beware the cute:

— Badtux the Christmas Penguin

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I have been utterly consumed with my cat recently. He was diagnosed with diabetes and I’ve been monitoring his blood glucose (finally figured out how to reliably stick him), injecting him, fussing over him, monitoring his daily input and output (see below for a screenshot from my catcam aimed at his litter box) and otherwise spending time with my cat rather than blogging.

One thing I have to say, though: If you want to pet my cat, ask. Don’t do like Florida Man, the world’s most inept supervillain, who rather than asking broke into his neighbor’s house in order to pet the cat. TMF loves being petted by new people. He doesn’t bite. Not unless you really provoke him, anyhow, and he’s pretty patient so it takes a lot to do that. Though he’s still a cat, so don’t fuck with him, or he’ll fuck you up. Because cat.

— Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

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Today is Hug A Black Cat For Good Luck Day. I hugged my black cat today. What about you?

– Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

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Howdy, heathen! Welcome to the post-rapture world!

Really. It was on the news. So all the good Christians went to Heaven, and all that’s left down here is us heathen.

Hmm, let me check the news and see whether any of the godly members of the Trump Administration ascended yesterday….

Nope. They’re still making the news, just like the rest of us heathen.

— Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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