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Bill Clinton is not running for office

November 14, 2017 by badtux99

“Bill Clinton was a sexual predator!”

That was proven in 1999, after he’d won election twice. And your point is? Bill Clinton isn’t running for office, and if he were, I wouldn’t vote for him.

Meanwhile, a pedophile is running for office in Alabama against an experienced prosecutor who put two KKK leaders in prison for executing four little girls. That sounds like a no-brainer to me, but there’s still people who say it’s okay to vote for a known pedophile because Bill Clinton? In fact, the deplorables in Alabama seem likely to elect the pedophile. WTF?!

Look, I’ll admit that all these accusers against Roy Moore seem to have a common look: They’re all women. Which is surprising, because usually your anti-gay tighty righties are closeted gays who are gayer than the gay mayor of Gaytown, but ole’ Roy cruised the mall and restaurants looking for high school girls. But never fear, he never dated girls without their mother’s permission.

Which is creepy as fuck. A thirty-something-year-old man dating girls so young that they need their mother’s permission in order to date? SQUICK!

Well, for most of us. For Alabama, that’s apparently what passes as normal.

– Badtux the Squicked-out Penguin

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  1. on November 15, 2017 at 3:52 am niCk (mem beth)

    It’s just as unbelievable here. I have friends who are voting for Moore who can’t stand him and believe the allegations. Why? He is the Republican Candidate. No other reason.

    Oh, and they call Doug Jones crooked, but when I ask for details, they cannot provide anything more than “He’s A Democrat”.

    Tragic!

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  2. on November 15, 2017 at 6:04 am Nangleator

    So can we expect pedophiles to move to their new paradise, Alabama? They merely have to pretend they’re Republicans, right? Then it’s all itty-bitty strange and high fives? And any parent that has a problem with that can be stoned as a Democrat?

    I’d advocate giving that hellhole the shock and awe treatment, but civilized countries would have to fight their way through America to get to their initial points.

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  3. on November 15, 2017 at 7:01 am Bukko Boomeranger

    Y’know how there uses to be a term “yellow-dog Democrat,” as in “I’d vote for an old yellow dog over a Republican, as long as it was a Democrat”? (From back in the day when being a Southern Democrat meant being a racist.) There needs to be a new term: child-molester Repubublikan. As in, “I’d vote for a child molester as long as he was a…”

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  4. on November 15, 2017 at 7:11 am Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Moore’s an idiot – everyone knows you date the mothers! MILFs all the way!

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  5. on November 15, 2017 at 8:37 am coloradoblue

    I was provided proof that brainwashing works. The other day my Fox News watching, right-wing talk radio loving 96-year-old mother referred to Roy as “Poor Moore”.

    I truly hope there is a hell so Murdoch, Limbaugh and all the rest of them can burn for the evil they have, and continue, to do.

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    • on November 15, 2017 at 10:57 am Bukko Boomeranger

      I heard something similar out of my own 80-something mum’s mouth (back when I was still talking to her) that proved the brainwashing, Blue. She referred to “poor little Israel.” My mother has never given a crap one way or the other about the Zionist state. But she’d obviously heard enough references on Faxe Nooz to that tiny picked-upon country with nuclear weapons and millions of members of a despised religious group locked into concentration camps — oh, wait! those latter things aren’t mentioned on Fux — that she feels deludedly sympathetic. I blame Mordor, Limpballs and the propagandists somewhat, but I also fault dopes like my mom for being so pathetically stupid for falling for that bullshit.

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  6. on November 15, 2017 at 8:50 am Comrade Misfit

    That a person would knowingly vote for a child molester tells me everything that I need to know about said voter.

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  7. on November 15, 2017 at 5:09 pm paradoctor

    One of his supporters mentioned Joseph and Mary. It’s true that Mary was a teenager, but I can do even better than that: Mohammed and his favorite wife, Aisha.

    Would Alabama evangelicals accept this cultural-relativist argument for Moore?

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  8. on November 15, 2017 at 5:47 pm basenjibrian

    I have a confession. I am a terribly prejudiced individual. Not racism, or sexism, true.

    But I have an increasing sense of unreasoning revulsion toward one population.

    Yes…I am a proud Dixiephobe.

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  9. on November 15, 2017 at 6:04 pm fdchief218

    C’mon, cuz! Ol’ Roy wuz jes’ follerin’ the Rules of Datin’ as he grew up with’em – iff’n you ketch ’em early you get to keep ’em! What’s the ol’ sayin’? A country girl is a virgin so long’s she kin run faster than her brothers?

    Heritage, not hate, cuz!

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