It’s simple: just call a known Russian spy using your home phone. The moment your call shows up in that spy’s phone logs, a request goes to the FISA court for a tap on your phone citing probable cause as being suspected espionage, and shortly afterwards the tap goes on your phone.
The thing is, it’d take a real moron to call a known Russian spy using his home phone.
Apparently the Orange Racist Russian Stooge tweeted that his phones were tapped “by Obama’s order”, and this is just like Watergate. Other than the part about having probable cause and a court’s approval meaning it was all legal. And that it was done by the FBI as part of a law enforcement investigation rather than by some rogue “plumbers” in the direct pay of the President. I mean, sure, if a lemon is just like a potato, tapping Trump’s phone under court order is just like an illegal two-bit breakin…
Look, if you’re calling Boris Badinov on your home phone, it’s gonna get tapped. Just how that works, it’s how we catch spies.
So, uhm, Donald, who, exactly, were you calling on your home phone, again? And why’d you use your home phone? Are you really that stupid?
Don’t bother answering that question, Donnie. I think we already know the answer.
– Badtux the Legal Penguin