Daw. Aren’t they a cute couple?
Meanwhile, Trump says he expects Russia to return Crimea to Ukraine. I can hear the conversation now… “DAH-nold! I thought we were FREEENDS! Why do you do me like this, DAH-nold? There are theengs that you do not want seen, da?” (taps on videotape labeled “pee pee tape”).
Meanwhile, a former intelligence operative for one of our long-time allies says, “In the 80’s whenever we wanted to know what USA was up to, we did a deal with the Russians. Now, we wouldn’t even need to go that far! They’d be too busy laughing in hysterics! Heck, many I knew would be falling over each other to tell us, just to get the first laugh in!”
That’s what our allies think of us now…
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin