Donald Trump is even more irate than usual about Saturday Night Live… because they used a woman to depict a psychotic Sean Spicer. A woman. How dare they depict one of his men by dressing up a woman in a bad suit and a bad hairpiece?!
Meanwhile, Pravda on the Hudson points out that Trump’s advisors are so stupid that they hold meetings in the Cabinet room in the dark because they haven’t figured out how to turn on the lights. I suppose they could ask one of the White House custodial staff how to turn on the lights. But that would require them to talk to a brown person. Ick!
Another thing mentioned in that article is that while Deadbeat Donnie apparently retires to bed at 6:30pm each night, occasionally getting up to wander the White House in slippers and bathrobe, Steve Bannon is putting in 16 hour days researching all the Presidential orders that he’s going to have God-Emperor Donald the Trump sign. Apparently the Orange Racist Pussy Grabber is a bit peeved at Bannon right now because Trump signed the order promoting Bannon to the National Security Council without realizing what he was signing. What. The. Serious. Fuck? The President just signs shit Bannon sets in front of him without bothering to read it? We have some neo-Nazi dude who always looks like he’s on a three-day bender calling the shots for the President?! Is anybody else disturbed by this? Reminds me of this *other* Saturday Night Live skit, which captures Steve Bannon’s character perfectly:
Of course, you can tell that this isn’t the real Steve Bannon appearing on Saturday Night Live. The real Steve Bannon isn’t that photogenic.
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin