From a Facebook discussion:
MV: Some even call that being Christian.
Me: Oh puh-leeze. Everybody knows that when people came to Jesus to be healed, Jesus asked them, “how much money do you make?” and if they replied “I’m poor, Jesus,” said “get out of here, I don’t heal poor people.” It’s right there in the Bible, in Republican 5:13.
DA: It’s not in any Bible I have so I had to go online to Liberty University…This is the new King Donald version…. Book of the Republicans
Chap. 5 cont. 9And lo, did Jesus greet the masses to heal the sick and injured. 10“Verily, come forth and receive the healing grace of our Father’s love. Bring thine purse and gift your coin to my apostles.” 11“But, my Lord, there are many that do not have coin nor jewels to give.” said John, the Apostle. 12And Jesus did say “Do they not know that the Lord, thy God has expenses? Do they not know the cost of travel from Nazareth or of lodging for all the Apostles?” 13“Send them away. If thine wishes to receive the healing and grace of our Father, only gold will provide the means.”
Yep, that seems to pretty much be our nation’s conception of healthcare…
– Badtux the Healthcare Penguin