In other words, all people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. That’s one of the things that pisses me off about the “But Hillary’s margin of victory was all California!” bullshit. It’s saying I’m not a *REAL* American because I made the choice to move from Fuckholistan RedneckHell to civilization after I came to the conclusion that the dumb sons of bitches were irredeemable back in the 3rd world hellhole of a Southern state that I (and El Rudo) grew up in. Well, fuck you, assholes. You’re still as stupid and ignorant as the day I gave you two middle fingers and moved the fuck away from hellhole you made of your state, and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna pretend that there’s a fucking goddamned thing that I can learn from your inbred white trash racist motherfucking asses. I learned everything I needed to know while I was growing up in the middle of your racist white trash ignorant and fucking proud of it asses. You were a bunch of racist bullies and sexist asswipes then, and time ain’t made you any less shitheads than you were then.
(Cue sound of smashing glassware).
– Badtux the Rude Penguin