It’s that time, people! That is, time to break out my supplies for the annual war on Christmas.
Supply of generic non-denominational holiday cups: Check.
Supply of generic non-religious lighted holiday ornaments like a lighted penguin, a lighted snowman, and a lighted pagan yule tree:
Practicing my War On Christmas songs…
“Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! While the merry bells keep ringing, Happy holidays to you!”
Roll of paper towels for wiping off the spittle from right-wing zealots screaming “It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas, libtard!” as they lose their shit.
— Badtux the Snarky Penguin