We need to start creating a web page for the red staters, “How to Survive the Trump Economy”, the one that happens after the U.S. economy collapses during Great Depression II thanks to the trade war that Trump kicks off with his tariffs on all of our trade partners.
Some example chapters:
- How to acquire shopping carts, the best kinds of shopping carts, and what contents are important to keep in the plastic garbage bags you fill them with.
- How to cook road kill over a coffee can hobo stove, complete with directions for building the hobo stove and recipes for various road kill, including rats, cats, and possums.
- The ins and outs of dumpster diving. (Which has an outlink to our directory of the best dumpsters in your community).
- Soup kitchens and food pantries: a guide.(Which has an outlink to our directory of soup kitchens and food pantries).
What meaningless religious platitudes to mumble at the Salvation Army shelter in order to get free food and shelter for the night.
- Proper selection of cardboard boxes for your living accommodations
- The types of bridges and which ones provide the best spots for sheltering during rainstorms.
- How to avoid being thrown out of your local public library.
- Bus passes: which social service agencies hand them out, which bus lines run 24/7 and thus can be used as a rolling shelter during bad weather. (Outlink to *another* directory).
- How to pull your own teeth once they start rotting out: a complete dental care guide for those who cannot afford a dentist.
- Personal surgery for dummies: cut out your own cancer with these five easy steps.
And so on and so forth.
This web site will be funded via the usual display ads on right wing web sites. You know the ones — the gold scams, the penile enhancement scams, the financial investment scams, the fake cures for cancer and Alzheimer’s disease, the works. I predict it will be YUUUUUUUGE!
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin