The one nobody at family reunions will talk about. The one everybody pretends doesn’t exist and talks around. The one who was carted off to jail on a kiddie-porn rap just before Thanksgiving.
That is Donald Trump. Who everybody in the Republican Party is now trying to pretend doesn’t exist, talking around his existence and changing the subject if you bring it up.
Keeping up with Trump revelations is exhausting. By late October, he’ll be caught whacking it outside a nunnery. There are not many places left for this thing to go that don’t involve kids or cannibalism.
Uhm, not many places left for this thing to go that don’t involve cannibalism, anyhow. Because the kids thing? Nope. When Trump walked in on a dressing room full of 15, 16, and 17 year old girls, strike that one off the list.
Hey, good luck with your unmentionable Uncle Donnie, Republicans.
– Badtux the Head-shakin’ Penguin