It’s been two days since Alex Jones divulged the top-secret information that President Obama and Hillary Clinton are literally demons from Hell, who smell of fire and brimstone and attracting flies and freaking everybody out around them. And nobody told me! Wow, am I out of touch, or what?!
Wow. Just wow. This changes everything, just like the knowledge that Hillary Clinton is the Zodiac Killer! Imagine Alex ‘s best bud and pal Donald Trump bringing this up at the next debate, it’ll be YUUUUUGE!
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin