It’s a little known fact, known previously only to Alex Jones, that Hillary Clinton is in fact the Zodiac Killer. C’mon, work the math. She has supposedly killed, what, 40+ people without being caught? Clearly she’s no amateur and had experience long before all of this!
But it’s such a shame. I mean, all that time wasted in the Senate, as Secretary of State. Why didn’t anyone recognize her talents and make her the Chief of the Foreign Liquidations Division of the CIA?
What a criminal waste. Imagine what 16 years of Clinton Cleaning could’ve done for the world if she hadn’t been shackled in the mindless drudgery of being a Senator and Secretary of State.
9/11 wouldn’t’ve happened. bin Laden would’ve died of natural causes, trying to clear the BLT that he was choking on by shooting himself in the back of the head 6 times.
Cuba would be the 51st State by now, a decade after both Castro brothers died of natural causes from slipping in the shower and shooting each other 6 times in the back of the head.
North Korea would be integrating peacefully with South Korea, after Kim Jong Un died of a tragic toothbrushing accident that had him shooting himself 6 times in the back of the head.
She would’ve looked so composed and regal as she consoled Lyudmilla Putin at Vladimir’s funeral after he had a tragic Judo accident that resulted in him shooting himself 6 times in the back of the head…
Mugabe’s sudden discover of his allergy to sweet potatoes, and the EMTs weren’t able to prize the gun from his fingers before he shot himself 6 times in the back of the head.
Seriously, a tragic waste…
— Badtux the Snarky Penguin