So right wing organizations feature a lot of scammers and opportunists, according to Jonah Goldberg, the world’s dumbest right winger, who accidentally stumbled across the fact that his party has, well, a lot of scammers in it. Whether talking about gold bugs, real estate scams, or just fake grassroots organizations set up to benefit their organizer rather than the cause they supposedly support, right wing publications, television shows, and radio shows are just one parade of gold scams, fundraising scams, potency scams, hair scams, and prepper scams galore.
And the response of right wingers when you mention this to them? Having all these scams around is the price of FREEdum! Apparently if Big Government protects us from fraud (or rape, or assault, or murder, I guess), the United States turns into a grim gray socialist country of dreary concrete apartment blocks and oppressed people, just like Sweden. Remember, the only law good freedom-lovin’ people need is the 2nd Amendment and their .45 ACP (none o’them commie MILLIMETERS pistols, y’all!).
— Badtux the Snarky Penguin