Ever felt like slugging the couple in front of you who insisted on talking during the movie? Well. That makes you a pussy. Because we all know what a real man would do: he’d pull out his gun and shoot them dead.
No. I am not kidding. That’s what happened in Tampa Bay today. Curtis Reeves, a 71-year-old former Tampa police officer, shot the couple in front of him who were texting and talking. At which point I gotta say, WTF? What’s his defense going to be? That he was standing his ground — inside a movie theater?
But hey, Freedom(tm). Whatevah.
– Badtux the Baffled Penguin